If Satan is so evil, I assume he would have some kinda cooties.|||No, but I often sneeze when I read the Bible!|||They always have a Dr at the dig site, just in case. It has long been suspected that since about 1824 when the first of Satan's buried fossils was identified, that he might have booby-trapped the fossils with diseases......just as "god" booby-trapped the garden of eden with the "forbidden fruit."|||Yes.
It's called demonitis.|||what does satan have to do with dinosaurs?|||Why does everyone assume we (Christians) think "Satan put those fossils there"? We don't. Dinosaurs lived alongside man in pre-flood days and even for a while post-flood. That's why scientists are finding human footprints and dinosaur footprints in the same rocks and riverbeds, not to mention ancient pottery decorated with pictures of dinosaurs. The flood itself is why we find so many fossils - the organism needs to die quickly in order to be fossilized, and a lot of organisms died very quickly in the flood. And in the pre-flood world the lifespan of all living things was a lot longer, meaning that some lizards, who never stop growing as they age, would have been huge. There's your dinosaur artifacts.|||No, it just makes them unattractive to women.|||No. But I always seem to burst into laughter whenever I'm near a Bible, or whenever Christians start preaching to me or ask stupid and ignorant questions like that.
Edit: CL RICHARDSON - Not "everyone" assumes all Christians think that. I, for one (an Agnostic, at that), know that there are plenty of open-minded, intelligent, and rational Christians in the world (like you) who realize that dinosaurs existed, despite the fact that they're not mentioned in the Bible. (Nor are the years of Jesus' life between the ages of 12 and 30 - but he was still alive and on the earth, wasn't he? Yet where's the irrefutable proof of THAT???) It's just ignoramuses like this questioner who give the rest of you a bum rap.
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